I notice that a lot of men on those dating sites 40 and older tend to love hitting on women in their 20s, they also tend to lie about their age…with all due respect, sometimes older men can be hot. But most of the time, the fact that you hit on women half your age shows your immaturity and the fact that you’re a sleazy pervert wanting to hop up on some nice perky tits and tight vaj. You are sick, you’re also so damn self centered to think we young women could possibly want you other than the green bills in your wallet. We are not stupid we know you’re mostly going for the poon. Hit on women your own age! Because seriously now…I don’t want to see or feel your saggy ball sack and big beer belly. Now excuse me while I go date men who are just as perky as me. Real talk bitch, if you don’t like then you should block!
Now I’m not a huge believer of horoscopes or anything but fuck…I need to stop attracting Virgo men. My fault too cause I can’t help but also be attracted to them. But, no offense Virgo guys, you tend to be overly critical of other people’s mistakes or flaws without being considerate of their situations. Stop that shit seriously. It’s unattractive and unrealistic. I lowkey lose my woman boner just listening to your misplaced confidence. Also, you tend to talk (BRAG) more about yourself than listen. Super fucking annoying. Now I’m not saying all Virgo men are like this so don’t get your junk stuck in your trunks…just the few that I’ve met recently. If you are a Virgo man and you are deeply offended by this then please go buy a sack of balls and shove them up your uptight ass kthxbai.
As a personal research project, I’ve signed up on a few online dating websites just to see what they’re all about: I’m placing my experiences on my blog since they seem to be popular amongst my friends and colleagues and most request me to write a novel of my experiences.
On the topic of getting naughty on the first date:
I am not into sex on the first date. Not that I condone or chastise girls that do, but if you are looking for that, you can get a prostitute right? It’s easier. Knowing me, I do make more than my share of pervie jokes, but they’re just THAT. JOKES and no more. It does not mean I want to jump your bones the moment I click on your fucking profile! Met a couple guys online telling me about their sexcapades and wanting me to give them goodies and getting a motel on the first meeting. Their excuse for being vulgar is that they’re just passionate and are being real and honest with me. FUCK that! Don’t ever let a man tell you that bullshit. We as women are not toys for your desire we are human beings with a mind and a heart. To treat us as just your playthings is an insult to your mother. Besides, being a gentleman is not difficult. Here’s some advice: you’re more likely to get into a girl’s panties if you genuinely care about what she wants and likes rather than telling her what position you want her in. Instead of saying you want her to soothe the morning wood, you should say, “good morning gorgeous!” Seriously not that hard; TRY IT! Treat a woman and her privates with respect because remember, you came into this world from a vagina NOT an asshole. Then again if you were born from an asshole that explains A LOT!
Oh and can I say I HATE when men continuously talk about themselves and are shitastic listeners? Those are the ones quick to say I Love You. Are you kidding me? WTF is my fave color then bitch? What is my fave cereal? That’s what I thought!
Hey guys, I am currently looking for a job in the San Fernando Areas of California. If anyone has any leads please hook it up. Thank you!